still alive

i think everyone forgot this blog existed...

anyway 4 months has passed and its time for MYE T.T....and also pop. it seems so close yet so far. it must feel rlly strange after pop, i mean idk np is like no longer there....? ugh im dreaming/imagining again

oh well avengers infinity war is out next week!! just came here to say this HAHA
also i rllyrlly hate channel 5 rn cos they r showing marvel films on sats n suns but ive to study cos mye is arnd the corner! also next week's schedule is for avengers films....which is like the pretty patty in that big burger....except this burger is dunked in the mud of MYEs. haiz. to watch or not to watch, i think the choice is p obvs!

anyway i saw this quote that rlly got me shook n kinda changed me??
its like "Don't live the same year 75 times and call it a life.'' i was like WOAH BRO. im 15 not 75 la but mmmmm the pang of remorse n realization was so deep!!


tony snark ;))))
yes im still sticking to that alias no matter how dumb it is

ac done and dusted

hello,

i just wanted to say good job on surviving ac. we all were very reluctant for ac to happen but i feel that we did a relatively good job.

its been a 2 days since camp ended and i just have a few things to say. i feel that going through hardship does bond people together ahahahhahahahah idk I MISS YALL AHAHAH lol its really weird tho bc hardship is... painful. anyway, thank you artemis. thank you for always having my back. i screwed up so many times but you never once lashed/ put the blame on me but still helped me AHNKEWLFNEWJKNFERJKGNRKEJGE THANK YOU ananannana im tearing up i am really so thankful. during that incident i really felt alone, i really felt i was faced with a dead end, i really thought all of you would get agitated w me since i caused unnecessary trouble for everyone :p BUT YALL DIDNT NDJKEWNFRJGKWNREKJGNERKJ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHH wah, you wouldn't know what i felt when all of you went out of your way to help, it was a feeling of  happy, heartwarming, want to cry, happy so cry. so i dont know how to thank yall SO THANK YOU ARTEMIS fnrenfrejgnjkerngkjengkjtngkt lOV all of you :-))))) <33333333

next, i feel that we have improved how we communicate and how we execute things. it improved over the days as we garnered more confidence to relay instructions etc. so yey.

// its been 5 minutes idk how to elab on that point ^ but yeah we improved so das great

welfarewelfarewelfare !!!! important, welfare is our utmost priority. campers AND OUR OWN so artemis pls rest, pls get ur deserved 24h of sleep, pls dont become a zombie. i really look up to some of you that can stay awake for long hours with little or no sleep lol... how... i died.... and was zonging a lot.

the end (sorry abrupt im having a mind block)

idk if the gif  in the prev post works for u but it didnt for me so anyway its just a gif of cap doing a thumbs up its nothing much just adorable??

idk im kinda laughing cos for some reason he looks funny to me

one week to ac!!

hello so our blog has been rlly inactive and so am i but anyways here's one

one week to ac hows everyone feeling? im nervous yet excied yet sad (actually its a myriad of emotions). anyway its our last camp together as artemis and for me its probs my last camp ever so idk...kinda will treasure this ac even though i fear it? lmao

idk im rlly looking forward to cf!!

i rlly hope all goes well....

just wanted to say jiayou artemis cos i think we can do it and you guys are really capable so i have belief in yalls and yeaaa we have each others backs so...
(im in no position to ay this things but ok)

so idk i think we shd have belief in ourselves!!

thats all lmao

anyways good job for those who got selected for cc com!! :)

 

 

here's some cap for both ac motivation and good job lmao!! i mean who doesnt like cap right!! (please dont say me)

 

 

 

okay gotta be honest here only yesterday did i realise ac was next week i was still thinking it was a month away oops. i mean, ive been doing preps and all ofc just the date awareness(?) wasnt there

 

 

also chaging alias to tony snark cos ive decided to quit the sjmess fandom, by that meaning not being an anti aka no more involvement whatsoever :) also i just like tony :)

 

 

here's a joke(no the joke isnt me btw):

why did the students eat their homework? cos their teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

(cr to my math teacher)

 

 

see yall soon,

tony snark :)))



what is life when u dont die?

LESS THAN ONE MONTH TO AC

u wot m8
DID U HEAR THAT
ONE MONTH TO AC FRIENDS

ACTUALLY
LESS THAN ONE MONTH

PLS GO WELL pls PLEASE i beg u ac go wELL

hello from the other side

ye well chaol eastfall is back(kinda decided i didnt want to change my alias to the darkling after all bc it sounded too much like the duckling)
hmm its been 4 mths since i was last here oops i guess i kind of just lost interest in life lmao

anyyways national day celeb tmr? its been like a year since we marched with maams and im still missing it alotalot u dunt get it. im rlly sad we dunt get to march this year but im rlllyrlly excited to see nik n charlene hold flags???(idk what the name is AHHHHH)

the past 3 weeks hv been rlyrly crazy istg. i mean, we had so many np events and also CTs. it was like super hectic n evryone felt like kms but u know what we survived! its like taking a wild ride in a hurricane but enjoying every wild second of it. the challanges of yesterday is like our strength today, if you catch my drift. i miss it kinda and might even wanna experience it again, idk.

anyways drill com last sat! i rlly hope we make it to the finals cos id like more trainings if it meant being in the finals(how do i put this)

also stc! its been more than a week but im still missing it alot and i rlly want to go back, tho im probs never seeing the campsite again :"( but ive no regrets, and it was an enjoyable as it was enriching. and it was def worth not studying for the few upcoming tests ;))))

idk if i shd be this chill HAHAHA it seems so wrong


next part is a book rant so ya feel free to skip!
[anyway Tower of Dawn, a book by sarah j maas, is out next month. okay first of all im gna make it clear that im anti-sjm so um ya ive nothing good to say about her. i used to stan her writing so much, until she wrote her 4th book in throne of glass series and screwed up my fav character(chaol westfall, do u now see the link w my alias) for a ship i despise sm. i mean, she didnt have to fillet his character to make a ship work. tahts just downright shitty and ugly. this isnt the only thing i dislike about her, infact i shant continue as my criticism of sjm and her books is a 9 page rant on a word doc(do u see how deep the hate runs). im practically your local salt mine. to get to my point, this book is about chaol, and im rlly not excited for it, cos im not impressed with her writing of chaol so far. n what i dont get is why she is writing a book about a character she hates. to me she is jus milking her lousy writing an trying to woo back ppl like me who were once fans. lol nah.
i also dislike her stans lel
while other chaol fans and her stans are getting rlly excited for this book im like NONONO PLS DUN COME OUT. i actually want her to kill chaol off so that she cant ruin his character anymore :(

btw beekim likes sarah j maas so that puts us at opposite ends but we r chill lol}

HAHA FORGET IT MAN


btw yall shd listen to ruelle's songs teehee. im kinda obsessed with the other side by ruelle rn. imo shes one of the most underrated artists. her songs r so good and makes me so emo(esp bc her songs r used in shadowhunters and argh the feels)
jus a heads up the other side is actually a sad song so um dont expect an upbeat tempo

yey bye im going to eat choc


chaol eastfall

drills comp hehehehe

greetings

sO today was drills comp! and i must say that cedar np did quite well, no regrets. yes, there were a few mistakes here and there but we gave it our allllllllllllll. i really hope we get into finals, PLEASE PLEASE ahh

as what the great hot bok said "5 weeks in 5 minutes". when we first started to train for drills comp, it still felt rather far away... but heh yesterday it just struck me that drills comp was in less than 24 hours. panic, anxiety, fear, hope? YEAH NOT A GOOD COMBINATION, MY HEART JUST CAN'T TAKE SO MANY EMOTIONS. i feel that having A HUGE BUNDLE OF EMOTIONS is so energy draining?? after drills comp, i felt so tired even though the drills sequence was max 5 minutes? WAS DEAD and i wasnt the only one that dieded so ho! science kids, pls explain!

i am happy to be part of cedar npcc :-)

i also hope we get into finals :-)

pray4cedarnp

pray4nikibcshesbroke

givenikisomeca$h

<3 - noki

niki u like loser sia we were cool in sec1 but im cooler than u now #swag #cool #awesome #whoneedsnoki #uhaveqt

hEy

hEy who recently posted

y u no tell us >:(

also listen to whiplash by nct127

and hola hola by kard

and all of kard's songs lol

CAN I JUST SAY WE ALL LOWKEY GLO-ED UP
(idk bout deon)

like damn i became cute like wow

I'VE BEEN LOOKIN SO FLY like honestly wow everything on fLEEK

so far 2017 has been bad

old people hittin on me m like no plz i am smol

i am a baby

oki bye i updated this so yall know im pretty cute

xoxo
qt

also i think i was 2 skari but i shd be right

also i got a jawline thingy going on wiNK

also aspen bullying me sia

hi its me again 40 min later

h e l l o again

hi again, (read prev blogpost first),

its niki being bored and looking through artemis sec 1 chats and old blogposts and i have compiled a list of things i have discovered.

1. we were so cringey... did we think we were cool in sec 1? smhsmhsmh ewwww, i want to d i s o w n myself. used so many emojis (like the hundred emoji and the water one and the "cool" one) CRINGE disgust. but lolol i think when i'm 20 and i look at this blogpost i will think "niki in 2017 IS SO CRINGEY WHO USES SMH" we will never know (till 5 years later). as of now i think artemis is not at a cringe level, i think we're pretty hip.

2. its nice to see how we have progressed. not saying we are the best squad ever (hahahahah we not) but yeah!! we used to only talk to a few people in the squad, only talk as a squad when things really needed to be discussed, quarreled a few times, were q biased but now! :") lovelylovely heartwarminggggggggg.

3. yeah i got nothing else.

have a good day again, might come back soon maybe maybe not hm

doing graph hw, i am enjoying life

lifes great

<3 - noki part 2/dua/二/இரண்டு

random updates on life

hello

this is a very random update dated 08/07 so yes hello. it's 7.40 am, on a saturday, why am i awake? i dont know too. 

taking over has been q interesting so far but it's harder than it seems. i always thought (when i was in sec 1 and 2) that being an NCO or taking a squad was easy and did not require so much effort? boiiiiiiiiiii, was i wrong! mytian being a cadet is actually far far far nicer even though getting screamed at is prevalent lolol. being an NCO is like being a mother man, take care of the squad's welfare but also correcting their mistakes, HavE tO bE sTricT bUt nOt tOo sTriCT. there's more but i dont know how to explain them in words!!! 

Ma'ams, if you see this, I RESPECT YOU EVEN MORE <3 thank you for never giving up on us and saying that "we have potential". but when you said that we did, i didn't believe and went "????" but NOW I SEE HOW YOU FEEL MA'AM. zzz

MOTHER, if you see this, I RESPECT YOU EVEN MORE TOO <3 <3 <3!!!!!!!!

// before i started typing this entire blogpost i thought i had many things to type but yeah, that's all i have to offerrrr

side note, i hate doing graphs (very unrelated but i feel that it's important to announce my hatred for graphs). WHY DO I NEED TO DO GRAPHS??? yes ok for data representation but why are there SO MANY GRAPHS?! oH thiS is a LinEar GraPh, tHis iS an ExpOnenTiaL gRapH oOOhHH So HeLpfUL iN LIFE! love it :-) 

i hope you all have a great day ahead (: dont die LIVE A GREAT LIFE heheheheheeeheeheheheheehhhhheeehehehehehehhhheehehehe lovelylovelylovely

<3 - noki 

 

FIRST PARADE

oh its 12am i wanted to owari no seraph ( iTS AN ANIME !! its good ) and do hw but i didnt oh well

but parade today was quite fun haha first time taking eos for actual parade and it was quite awkward lol but we revised some knots and lashings, hope it was productive!! we were quite soft apparently so we will definitely try to be louder and more sure of ourselves next parade. SPEAKING OF WHICH alyssa and i wont be around bc of shooting :-( poor charlene

MA'AMS WE MISS U also its very awkward irl can we just whatsapp forever hurhurhur

- sukaikai (our blog is in the process of revival)

omg it's so hard posting on the squad blog on your phone omg

so today, sukainah and i are going to the secret place to find our very gr8 best daebak gifts

we were supposed to meet at like 12 but look its 12.46 we r so on time

and my outfit looks good i look good my hair looks good my face looks okay my legs look good like damn i would date myself

ok i just wanted to say this teehee ok see u next time

exoexo,
qt

hiya wassup w the recent string of posts :D

finally ive lost my streak w blog posts :DDDD

anyways these couple of parades r understudies jiayous us!! HAHAHA

anyways i was bored so i scrolled thru the apt gc to look at us making funny comments while doing apt *cough* i jus think they r rlly cute so anyways i got bored and compiled some less personal into a list n oh you'd find that chunchun talks a lot in the apt gc wen updating abt apt how annoying JKJK

ok bye
anyways can maams pls dun pop we crying :(

chaol eastfall to the darkling bc y not
what do u expect from someone who changes her aliases as often as she changes her underwear


the Darkling aye ;)

yo

ok its been super long since the last time ive been here

but im back again to revive the dead blog

ok so today was our first understudies parade and it turned out to be quite fun and i cant wait for the next one which is this friday!! i think we grew alot as a squad ever since sec 1 and reading all the past blog post makes me want to cringe and cry. 

but hey mid years in 5 weeks jengjengjeng everyone wants to flop already

+ ive been polishing my boots everyday but its really annoying because its not getting shinier :(

I HOPE ITS BEEN A GOOD WEEK FOR YOU SO FAR 

- sukaikai

hello friends

hi friends

we have been very inactive

and busy

how are your cts

mine is very bad at the moment

i found a new group to stan

they're called BgA

omg i didn't know jun sung ahn was only two years older than us HE'S FREAKING 17 AND HE'S SO TALENTED AND CUTE AND I AM A FLOPPING CHILD

is crying

OMG AND THE JIMIN LEG THINGY THAT WAS THE ONE TIME I COULD DO DFYQJBKNDVDIAJLNDUIVDE 

T A L E N T

anyway, we only have approx. 3 weeks left

until 

yeah.

(imlikett)

let's do our best friends

we can do this

we are artemis

we complete mess ;-)

i'm going to tag all the videos i've been watching

because they're nice songs

i freaked out when they played oh nana

because i love kard

i love j.seph

fun fact: this is easier than bst

appreciate local talent

appreciate kelvin

<3

xoxo,

ur cutie

its almost the end of term

yay i hope Cts r over for most of u/us i mean i think it is right??
i failed chinese w flying colours like legit im not lying

im legit the only one left on this blog and it feels kinda stupid and my posts r so cringy i miss those days wen others updated too :( it makes me question smth but i dun wanna say it

anyways last parade of the term tdy :( we only hv 1 more parade left tgt :(((
idk we dont actually have a lot of time left to improve

idk time seems to fly i was jus thinking back to our squad birthday and how that was like 4 or 5 weeks ago n we were thinking oh 5 weeks to clc and now we have barely days? and tat parade wen maams told us we only had 7/8 parades left and among them even less tgt as a squad

and i remember feeling a deep sense of regret and sorrow like i kind of took the squads presence for granted , thinking oh i'll still see them after all during parades but i never rlly appreciated that all of us were together and doing the same thing and that after step up we might not even see all of us/each other during parades and even tho we still would be going for parades together we will never be together as a whole again...and now thinking about it i would kind of miss changing. i remember once writing in my np journal how i felt no excitement or love for changing and how maam wrote that i should treasure it/love it bc we would have an odd feeling of missing it after stepping up and now i dont know if this is crazy but i kind of started to enjoy changing some time after that but yey even tho we are still pretty much shit at it, like timing and standardisation etc

haha i dont feel like typing more emo stuff bc ik no one of u would care about it anyway, like jus read oni but das ok bc theres nothing u can do about it anyway. i dont mean it in a negative or disapproving way, what im trying to say is it probably doesnt affect u bc u are not the affected party lmao how do i put this CHUNCHUN COME HELP ME W MY ENG HAHAHAHAHA

on the other not so bright side we r supposed to clean out our lockers/bring them home by tmr?? idk but if u r like me u hv tons of shit to carry home bc i jus chuck watever in them

HAHA letz not burden w not happy stuff bc i dont see the point of staying unhappy so heres a little incident that happenedd during math lesson for me huehue
i think my teacher was talking about proof and he was like for example, if i say i have a million dollars i must take out and show yall right? and wen he said that my first thought was that i would steal the money but the unfortunate thing was i was said it out loud and i was sitting right smack in front. the teacher jus looked at me in a pretty exasperated way woot

at least now yall know i have a criminal mind and shd keep ur guard up wen i walk by hmm

hmm yay it was ap ytd n it got off to a rlly shitty start bc we fell in vvvv late n we did not write correctly/properly what to do during omp/cmp/parade sequence practice

the skit was funny in my opinion HAHA but we need brush up on acting maybe..?
dance is like er......

which reminds me i actually turned on the com to learnt the dance but i turned lazy oh how i hate that word

idk ap was actually q fun even tho the poor start but we still have lots to do be4 actual clc
this has been q a hectic week for most of us bc we usually meet up during both recess and lunch or jus tie cf structure idk its kinda become a rhythmn

then flag erect tdy and baton drills

we hit a new record of 2 min 48 secs for changing wootwoot!!
^are u not proud of us

flag erect was pretty fun and cool but i get the sense that if we dont improve/do better next time we cant say the same

then changing which we exceeded. it was like a mockery of our past achievement jus before thIs changing

then we learnt a new baton drill !!

essentially thats the summary of tdy i dun feel like typing anymore im tired

oh ya

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.


HAHAHA IM BACK TO BEING LAME NOW THAT CTS ARE OVER WOO


chaol eastfall

parade!!(its hella long jus a warning)

honestly im jus gna write here bc i dun hv my reflections book to write and when my book comes back i need reference as to what happened if not ill forget so...

anyways we were jus pretty excited but nervous bc the sec 1s came tdy and hmm ofc we didnt want to embarrass ourselves but we were also kinda curious as to what the enrolment will be (*cough* kaypo aunties *cough*)

we were pretty excited when we saw the schedule on weds bc unit bonding/rt but then we were like oh wait still got changing nvm HAHA

anyways we had to 'look after' the logistics so me n gw were jus awkwardly standing around

when parade started our drills were not that good so we ended up wasting time doing and redoing basic drills even before roll call :( like we kind of did not have good bangings and our actions were not sharp

then our attire not that good like our berets not that seasoned and socks were too low

then we took a v long to carry the rifles to the second floor ahem sense of urgency

then we did drills for awhile and we were told off for our lack of sense of urgency earlier and bc our drills were q bad like we still did basic drills wrongly sometimes

Ma'ams were quite strict with us bc we needed to improve our standards like not only bc we r taking over soon(cri i dw), drills com coming up. i mean got other reasons as well. but we knew it was for our own good bc honestly w this standard we dont/arent really representing cedar np

for drills today everyone, or almost everyone, got to try timing :) which is good

we had a couple of problems, and im naming a few which includes transferring when doing rusuk and not being alert/lagging and uncoordinated bangings

tbh i think we learnt q a lot today. like we learnt what our overlooked mistake was when we did hormat senjata, and we also learnt something else. so its about this command: begerak ke kiri/kenan bertiga-tiga ke kiri/kenan pusing. when Ma'am commanded begerak ke kenan bertiga-tiga ke kenan pusing, some of us accidentally did the drill. we were not supposed to do the drill as it was wrong, obviously. again, the need to be alert. the reason why it was wrong was because it lacked bertiga-tiga, and bertiga-tiga means three ranks(learnt that tdy woo) so if its not included its wrong bc its not meant for 3 ranks and its meant for like i.e 2 ranks. so if we do not have 3 ranks the command will be begerak ke kiri/kenan ke kiri/kenan pusing
(apologies if i typed the drills out wrongly)

then we learnt memberi hormat semasa bejalan kehadapan hormat as rifle drills tdy(ok honestly how do i put this HAHA). then Ma'ams asked if we knew/could guess how the saluting was done w a rifle and then some of us aldr knew. then Ma'ams were like how did they know ah then Ma'am was like they watch Hestia (Ma'ams) do lah but then apparently we learnt it during ndc. like for besurai but ugh i have no memory of it bc i hv goldfish memory

but Ma'ams taught how it was done to us bc there were some of us who didnt participate in ndc. it was a relief for me bc i forgot(im stupid)

afterwards we tried us as a squad. there was this once we did this drill when it landed on the right foot and it was wrong bc the drill is supposed to land on your left foot. of course we were semula-ed and told off for doing the drill despite knowing it was wrong. we tried the drill and other drills too and we did poorly a couple of times i.e maju bc some of us still a bit confused

idk in the middle of somewhere but definitely during the drills section of the day Ma'ams asked us to guess the number of sec 1s and we guessed till someone said 22 (which Ma'ams said was correct) and we were like omG cos that was big and Ma'ams were like thats the biggest since those days be4 Zephyr Ma'ams....? our squad feels kinda small now HAHAHA

after that we moved to the courtyard. and then Ma'ams told us to do our drills well bc the sec 1s will be watching us and that made us pretty scard bc ahem our standards..well we were worried it would be bad bc our standard had a tendency to fluctuate

we did drills awhile more be4 we were being watched and after the whole drills thing at the courtyard we were quite drained
-our belok needs more improvement

and then we had changing!! we had a target of 3 mins(bc our record is 3 mins 08 secs) but ended up 3 mins 07 secs. like we changed in 2 mins(which according to Ma'ams was fast) an by the time e finished folding it was aldr 2 mins 45 secs but we took damn long falling in so we exceeded. i think we should be more 'flexible' and not always be like oh im from this rank and this position i cannot go fall in at another rank or another position i die die must get this place agn...bc it wastes q a lot of time getting into a proper squad? noah offense

ayy on the bright side we set new record by.....1 SECOND!! hahaha it sounds so pathetic
we didnt get stuff confiscated but we dk if this is bc Ma'ams didnt check

anyways now to rt@the bball court!!

idk we were made to sing/croon some vv weird and cringy line something like hit me babe more time or smth it jus sounded hella gross and in my defense in case yall think I'm v dirty minded to type this out I have no idea what this actually means

then Ma'ams were likre its RT and were like rt was in RT and not Arte lmao. i tot they were saying arty till they said something about themselves being called Hesty(Ma'ams or smth) then i/most of us got it

essentially we chucked and then numbered off from 1 to 8 and the first game was captains ball
grp 1 x grp 2 and grp 3 x 4 and so on. idk...it felt pretty awkward and i could not rmb everyone's names bc i stupid

and then on to the game...i felt pretty bad bc Ma'am let me have the ball and idk if i shd hv taken it i mean maybe i was too competitive and i jus felt vvv bad and idk half the time our squad was wondering if we were taking too much initiative and essentially being selfish. but its not like we took it all the time lah we oso got let others try and so on

i kinda tore my slacks by skidding on the floor and then there was tis perfectly torn circle surrounded by red(the colour of the floor wow) n my sis was like it looks like a gunshot wound...i guess thats if slacks can bleed

then it was the second half(grp 5-8's turn) to play. it was rlly funny watching them play and the ball always seemed to go out of the court and the game seemed hella intense bc like woah they all crowd around the ball and try to get their haands on it. some of the funny things were probably when the ball ended up under them or they ended up sitting on it so it looked like as if they were chickens hatching eggs...im not saying anyone looks plump like a chicken this is just an analogy

after that we had dog and bone(grp 1x2 vs grp 3x4) it was rlly funny watching ppl try to get their hands on the ball. Ma'ams would call out a number, but not directly like i.e 1x7=no. 7 go so sigh depends on our math and my math sucks. and there was generally a lot of yelling when we figured out which number to make the run. it was damn funny in the senes no one rlly seemed to be able to get a clean shot at the ball and running safely back...along the way they always get tagged and thats the funny part bc the ball will be handed over to the one who tapped/tagged the other but almost as soon as the ball leaves the person's hand that person will tag the initial tagged and that was whr the fun started bc it nvr seemed to end. amanda was rlly cute lah HAHA and sadhvi was oso damn smart in her way of getting the points for her side. jus mentioning those from artemis lah HAHA

yay and debrief and then to the subject of drills some of us kinda 'bouncing' n it looked ridiculous wen Ma'ams demo to show us how we look like so we kinda know how ugly we look wen we do that and also how some of us do the raising of legs to 90 degress wrongly like we bend in a bit so it also looks ugly and un-90 degrees i guess. debrief was kinda more chill tdy...? idk it was peppered by funny moments i.e that "bad points and good pants'' bc char wanted to say "bad points and good points'' but got smth like 'voice typo'(idk how 2 put tis lah) and i.e the lack of manpower as bad points i think den Ma'ams were like how to improve and we were like increase manpower wow so helpful HAHAHAHA

our squad was acting rlly drunk in the toilet we jus started doing cheers/rad singing and hmm so we took a bit of time there. den while we were packing our bags later on at the flec i was about to eat banana and i was like hey guys anyone wanna see a monkey and char was like *excitedly* where and i was like "Me." i cant believe char fell for it she (and others there atm) looked pretty done w me

anyways tgif aye and heres a joke bc im so lame and i dont know how to end off


Did you hear about the two guys that tried to steal a calendar?
They each got six months.


i think u shd get it ba? anyways i feel like sleeping


the fat lazy sloth cum cheesy cum lame cum stupid etc,
chaol eastfall

IRRELEVANT TO NP BUT KINGS CAGE IS GNA BE RELEASED IN SG TMR I CANNOT SOMEONE HELP ME IM HYPERVENTILATING IM SHOOK IM SCREAMING I DUN THINK I CAN GET IT(cri) BUT HMM READ ONLINE HMMM U SHD READ RED QUEEN OKBYE I JUST HAVE A THING FOR (smart)(hot) EVIL VILLAINS HAHA BUT IM TEAM CAL

kings cage is a book if u dun get the hint yet sigh