trying to brighten up an afternoon but most probably failing to do so

a horn and a cheese slice were talking to each other

horn: i wish i am surrounded by bigger assets

cheese: stop being so horny

horn: well, i am a horn so i am supposed to be horny :D

cheese: she's so fabulous, i want to stare in her eyes all day and never look away..

horn: damn you're too cheesy blergh

cheese: i am a cheese slice, ofc im cheesy 

okay these are so lame and you guys are prob thinking whether hv i drank milo again and became high ahahahha

i shall look at the internet for nicer ones

- i try not to spend too much time online, but Wi-Fight it? (i love this) 

okay i shall stop torturing y'all with these terrible puns and see y'all later (maybe)

~ De-On Button

p.s. the horny joke was inspired by alybabat ;)