What its 2016

HELLO INTERNET

so its 2016 already. almost. approximately like 7 more hrs. 

Just wanted to say that i have the best squad. love yall very much, couldn't ask for a better one. we 'fought' a few times but still stayed together:) 

i swear that was so cheesy but i mean it ok^

Jiayou for sec/year 2!! +np of course

See yall on Monday/Friday 

-suckaibroducknahslothtreepalm

( nickname suggested by pinikieapple )

v bored blog post :)

HAIHAIHAI !!!

yas as u can see from the title, this is a blog post done by a v bored person a.k.a MEEEE AAHAHAAHA actually im not rly bored, hw is jus so boring i wan sleep on my table while doing the stupid math vs paper MAHGERD *throws knives at vs math paper*  yas i hate it tat much *evil grin* 

WHO'S CHIONGING HW ALSO LIKE ME ?? :D im srsly so done with hw urgh im like half done for everything yay me AHAHAAHAHA math im jus left with part B of the paper (ew), im left with the 500 word writeup for cheena, transfer my answers for history on fullscap (im so lazy to do this) SURPRISINGLY IM DONE WITH ENGLISH AND LIT WOOO !! 

BUT

SCH IS STARTING SOON !!! is anybody excited hohoho :) idk why everytime im excited for smth and wen it actually happens im jus like urghhhh can i jus die AHAAHAHAHAHA OKAY IM OFFICIALLY WIERDDDDD ~~~

btw tofus are naise :) *hint hint*

~toFOO :D 

YASSSS DO Y'ALL GET THE HINT ;)

I HAVE NO MONEY

HAI GUYS! It's Bae Kim here, I'm here to RELEASE ALL MY STRESS.

SO LONG STORY SHORT (it's not even that long in the first place but anyway), you know the KPOP boy bands, INFINITE AND EXO? YAH SO THEY COMING TO SINGAPORE SOON BUT I AINT HAVE ANY MONEY TO BUY TICKETS !!!! 2 some more, 2!!!!!! they're killing me right now, darn i shouldn't have used so much of my angpow money... haizz

GODDAMMIT THEIR CONCERTS ARE SO FREAKING AWESOMEEEE and now they're coming to SINGAPORE!! I already missed SHINEE'S and VIXX'S CONCERTS AND NOW INFINITE AND EXO?! haizz nvm, i shall go watch some fan cams then... wanna watch with me?

WARNING! YOU MIGHT GET A NOSEBLEED CUZ THEY TOO HAWT. THEY SO HAWT I SWEAR, IM SO FRUSTRATED CUZ THEY TOO HOT. especially LEO FROM VIXX and L FROM INFINITE  and KEY FROM SHINEE!!!!!! (they my BAEs of my BAEs)
i feel like I'm gonna get a nosebleed or cry soon cuz they too hawt ( i have a box of tissue right beside me btw, like right now. )

WARNING AGAIN. THEY MIGHT GET YOU LAUGHING AT THEIR DORKINESS TILL YOU CLUTCH YOUR STOMACH AND ROLL OFF YOUR BED AND SUDDENLY CRI LIKE YOU PMSing LIKE THAT.

WARNING AGAIN. THEY MIGHT GET YOU CRINGING AT THEIR CUTENESS AND YOU MIGHT LOOK CONSTIPATED IF YOU TRY TO HOLD BACK YOUR SMILE AND LAUGHTER. (which you probably can't)

Just for your information only ah, THE KPOP BANDS I LIKE ARE:

1) SHINEE
2) INFINITE
3) VIXX
4) EXO
5) SUPER JUNIOR
6) SEVENTEEN
7) GOT7
8) BTS
9) BTOB
10) CROSS GENE

AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON...
(ooooh, one of vixx's songs is called 'on and on', go check it out if have tiMe)

IF you've read till this part, THANK YOU FOR READING MY ANNOYING RANT ABOUT KPOP.

Merry Christmas !!

YOOOOO !!

MERRY CHRISTMAS ARTEMIS WHOOP !!

EVEN THO SOME OF US (like me) DUN CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, I HOPE U HV FUN AND PLAY WOOOO (anybody gg to watch a movie? <3 )

hur v short blog post but at least the blog is not TAT dead...

MERRY CHRISTMAS YAYAAYYAYAAYAY !!! :)


~ De-On Button :D (okay i think i need to change my pen name hurhurhur)

p.s. JINGLE BELLS
      JINGLE BELLS
      JINGLE ALL THE WAY
      OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
      ON A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH


idk wats wrong with me i think im high HALPPPP

p.s.s SUKAINAH WHY BAILEY GET SUCH A FCKING AMAZING CHANEL BAG ?! SHES  LIKE OUR AGE MAN DAMMIT

DEADED BLOG + reminders :)

yoweeyoyooooooo !!

why the blog so deaded i cri :'( i try update the blog more heh this blog is too deaded bleh D: anyways, glad i revived it AAHAHAHAAHAHA

AND i jus realised we'll be Ma'ams very soon (time rly flies man) so we MUST brush up on all our stuff okais? practice knots, drills, rmb the steps to pitch a full tent and read the campcraft manual !!! we need to be gd role models for our sec 1s and lets aim to get lesser ppl confiscated okais? so plz make sure u hv someone with u whenever u go somewhere, even if you're in a rush, wait for someone to be with u, DO NOT leave anyone behind plzzzz :)  okais? yay !!

last thing, plz rmb to train ur arm power for pumpings to deduct our camp punishments! rmb tat perfect drills and campcraft will help us deduct our punishments, so JIAYOUZ ARTEMIS whoop !! 

lets get thru 2016 with a new start, new attitude, better performance :D

GO SWIFT HUNT FAST ARTEMIS IS THE BEST !!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY !!! :)

~ De-On Button :D

DUCKAICAT'S BIRTHDAY

SOOOOO ITS DUCK'S BIRTHDAY TDY !!

happy birthday duck !! you're 13 years old now and you've finally joined me in being old <3
thx for being a fabulous piece of shit and continue staying tat way!!
we must continue being lame tgt weeeeeee :D

~ De-On Button :D

Sentosa Outreach Programme :D

yoooooo peeepysss !!! so today is the 7th of Dec (why am i stating the date? cuz i feel like it. okay im weird)

ANYWAYSSSS...

this programme is to spread crime awareness to the tourists and locals alike to take care of their belongings while they're out and about! :)

so we were supposed to meet at monorail station and gather with our Hestia and Astraia Ma'ams and wait for "The Police Guy" and some of us were late but ITS OKAYS !! okay back to topic, we wen on the monorail and we wen to sentosa first woooo ! sadly we din go into sentosa :( we jus stayed at the globe area but ITS OKAYS !! we gave tissue papers to tourists (maybe some are locals even) okay and we finished quite fast whew so we went to the beach station woooo

okay so at the beach station we were briefed abt the flags in the waters and dangerous marine creatures found in SG waters and if i can rmb correctly they are, stonefish, catfish, stingray, also hv some others ah which i forgot huehuehue den aft this briefing we wen to pass tissue papers again but we din go tho the beach cuz of the clouds :( well it was kinda fun giving tissues to the tourists in the station itself too i guess ahahahah we got rejected more times in the beach station gahahaaha

and surprisingly we managed to finish giving out the tissue papers woot woot !! we got a sentosa bag + 2 mineral bottles + a police bottle as like "souvenirs" ahahhahah

we assembled again and we wen for lunchhhh it was laksa oman Ling Si and i cud not take spicy cuz we will hv some stuff wen we eat spicy so the police guy was damn nice he wen to get a bigger version of cup noodles for us whoop he's damn nice and funny hahaahhah

and aft lunch we wen homeee <3

this is fun and i wanna go again next year !!!!!! :D

~ De-On Button :D

Duckaicat and De-On Button Lameness 1.0

YOOOO PEEPYSSSS !!!

HOW'S UR AFTERNOON? :)

soooooo duck and i were being vvvv lame and we came up with one-line "parodies" of Dynamite's 'I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ayeoh, gotta let go'

SIT BACK, RELAX AND ENJOY OUR LAME PARODIES :D

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I throw my skittles up in the air sometimes saying aayyooo where's the rainbow
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I throw my sandwich up in the air sometimes saying aayooo where's the mayoo
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I throw my groceries up in the air sometimes saying aayooo where's the tomatoooo
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I throw my house up in the air sometimes saying aayoooo where's the legooo*
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I throw my keyboard up in the air sometimes saying aayooo where's the tempooo
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I throw KFC up in the air sometimes saying aayoooo where's the froyooo
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I throw the vase up in the air sometimes saying ayyooo my mum say aiiiyooo
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I throw my toy box in the air sometimes saying ayoooo where's the yoyooo
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I throw my mum up in the air sometimes saying aayooo where's my marshmallow 
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I look at the test paper and sigh sometimes saying aayooo lets jus yolooo
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I throw my bike up in the air sometimes saying ayyooo where's the moottoooo
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I throw the game console in the air sometimes saying aayoooo where's marioooo
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I throw the pole up in the air sometimes saying aayoooo i wanna limboo
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I throw the map up in the air sometimes saying aayooo where to goooo
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I throw the kitchen in the air sometimes saying aayooo where's my miloooo
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I feel like shitting sometimes saying ayyooo i need to goooo
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AND HERE ARE THE ONES WHICH ARE JUS FOLLOWING THE TUNE OF THE SAME DYNAMITE SENTENCE (basically, its the weird yet kinda funny ones)

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I jump off the building sometimes saying aayooo and yoooloooo
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I throw my car keys in the air sometimes saying aayoooo where's the toyooo(ta)
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I sing alone sometimes saying ayooo this is a soooloooo
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HOPE WE BRIGHTENED UP UR AFTERNOON AND WE'LL HV LAMENESS 2.0 IF WE CAN THINK OF ANOTHER SONG TO DO PARODIES FOR :)

~ De-On Button ft. Duckaicat :D

DUCKAICAT

THX DUCK !!! HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS (THX TO BABAT AND NIKI TOOO)

AND YOU'RE GG TO JOIN ME IN BEING OLD IN 5 DAYS YAYYYYY

IM SURE YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT AS MUCH AS I AM !!! ;)

~ De-On Button :D

SOMEONES BIRTHDAY

HELLO INTERNET

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEONFOO KUNFU !!11!!!

shes 13 today ! old:D hope you have a great day today!

ok so me and my bros came up with super lame jokes so heres some to destroy your brains

which country is only for 2 girls?

-Portugal(por-for, tu-2, gal-girl)

which country is v disgusting?

-EEEEEEgypt (no offence!!!)

which country only goes backwards?

-uzBEKistan 

which country goes in not out?

-INdia

which river does everyone misses alot?

-MISSissippi 

ok thats all lol

YA IM LAME OK
duckaicat:)